Woops

Hmmmm. This time I didn't forget. I just don't care. Nobody cares about me....

Hah! Like I give a crap! Anyways, if anyone finds this; let me know.



Some updates:
I got a job at Best Buy. Got laid off. Started going to school. Looking for new job!


I'm curious as to how people become known, even to a small audience.



Soup of the Day: Mmmmmmm...Soup.

Dude

Haven't posted in a billion years.

Okay, not a billion years. It's been more like 4 months. Anyways, I've been thinking I should do the inevitable; a top five list!

This isn't going to be anything specific, it's just a top 5. So, on to the show:



Torbergson's Ultimate (and probably temporary) Awesome Top 5

NUMBER 1: Top _insert number here_ Lists
Top Lists are awesome. It's a great way to post nothing that people will read and think they just read something with real depth. It's journalism at it's best! Wait....uh

NUMBER 2: Blogs written by nobodies who think their someone
Yeah, so this is just a poke at myself 'cause I know nobody reads this crap. If you randomly find this blog, this is where you should smirk at my ironic humor. Or roll your eyes. Either way...

NUMBER 3: Kurt Russell
He's effing Kurt Russell! Seriously. Stargate was awesome and you know it. So was Escape from New York/LA. As the immortal Stan Lee once said all the time "'Nuff Sed"

NUMBER 4: Me
Ok, you knew this was going to happen. It's obvious that I like to talk about myself. I'm awesome. I'd be way more awesome if I had an audience though. Like seriously, you people need to read my blog. I'd post more often. I promise.

NUMBER 5: uh.....I can't think of anything
Maybe those guys at cracked.com actually have some skill. Well, to give myself credit, I didn't give myself anything specific to talk about. Oh well.



So yeah. That was my top 5. Life is kinda picking up again so I'm most likely gonna post more. So, dear reader from the distant future, I hope that my life gave you a good afternoon.




Soup of the Day: Screw soup today. You get a sandwich.

Squirrel?!

Hmmm...
I'm just going to say this bluntly. I think I may have a pet squirrel. Yep. It was just sitting in front of my front door chillin' out. It didn't run away or anything, even after we poked it with a stick. I'm sure it was scared shi-erm...crapless. (Note to self keep blog family friendly.)

So anyway, me and my friends were pretty freaked out to see a squirrel not wigging out and running away. So either I inherited a squirrel or they are finally revolting against humankind. Human. Hm. Hu-man. That's kinda sexist. Peoplekind. Sehr Gut!



Soup of the Day: Squirrel Stew a la resolution!

Eh, yeah

Again, I almost forgot I have this here. Guess I don't have the patience or any kind of reader base to keep active on this blog. I guess someone will find this eventually and go "Holy crap, I wish this Torbergson guy would keep posting. He's amazing!"

Anyway, not much to write about.
OnLive is cool. Check it here: http://www.onlive.com/
I'm not sure how this will pan out, usually I'm very opinionated about this kind of stuff, but I'm just going to sit back and watch the fireworks(so to speak).

Still job-less in this crap economy. Oh well.




Soup of the Day: An Empty Bowl.

Sands of Lost Time

Whoa totally forgot I had this...

Anyway, some updates: LHC is broken for a long time, I quit McDonald's, and there is a lot of snow here. A LOT!
Since it's the "holidays" and there is a lot of snow I think I'll rant about something everyone loves. Gifts! Gifts are great. Christmas is great! Expecting a present under a tree from some random family member isn't. Gifts are supposed to be a surprise, not some commodity expected from someone. People die in giant riot-like mobs trying to buy stuff for Christmas. One year my sister got a present she didn't like. Her response to it was "That's it?!". Why do we keep doing something so vein, so evil, when it just comes up in disappointment? Because it's tradition. Our parents did it, so logically we should too.
Well that's just stupid. Break tradition. And I don't mean don't visit family or don't give back to someone in need. Don't give a gift unless it's unexpected and don't feel it necessary to go out and buy the next big thing. Give something meaningful that'll last.

A gift doesn't even have to be a physical object.


Soup of the Day: Beef Stew and Yellow Snow Cones.

Musings of a MADMAN!

We all know cigarettes are bad. They cause cancer and other bad nasty things. But what about energy drinks?
Caffeine. It's good! No! It's bad!!!! Coffee helps your heart, but the caffeine harms it!! RAH!
Personally, I think that it's bad for you, but not nearly as bad as nicotine. So, you might be asking yourself, where is torbergson (YAY! I've actually addressed myself!! WOO!) going with all this? What is he trying to say?
Here's my point: I'm addicted to this nasty thing called "caffeine". Every time I'm stressed I go for a soda or energy drink. Sometimes I'll want one for no reason. I've also noticed this with my generation. We drink soda by the gallons. It's addicting, the high amount of calories is really bad for you if you drink a lot. 25000% (Yes, 25000% in sparks) of your daily B12 cannot be good for you. So why is it that we keep drinking it? Caffeine. It's addictive, not so much as drugs (Those are no-no's kids), but it is addictive. It's my generation's cigarettes.
Back in the day (before I was born), there was this thing called the 80's. Weird isn't it? Well, it really started a long time ago, it's just easier to blame the 80's. Anyway, previous generations smoked. A lot. Smoked when they where tired, smoked in the morning, smoked when times were stressful, smokin' in the boys room, etc.
This generation: Drink a soda when your tired, drink some coffee/soda in the morning.....I think you know where I'm going with this. I dunno what's going on here, but it's a little fishy if you ask me.

So, what do you think? Are energy drinks and soda this generations cigarettes? Or have I just gone nutters?



Soup(s) of the Day: Did you catch my song reference? and Stress a la Addiction.

MAC!

Somebody decided to order like 6 quarter pounders today while we were behind on making them. It's not like he knew or anything, but it was kinda sucky.

In other news some scientist dude was all like "This planet is gonna crash into this other one!" and the others were all like "Holy macaroni!" ('Cause they aren't allowed to curse or else the head scientist will beat them with a meter stick.) "Quick! Use the LHC to heat up some popcorn!"

Then the LHC broked

Planet Crashing



Soup of the Day: Greasy Planet Breaking LHC a la French.